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Kurtis Conner

4 May 1994 · 10:19 America/New_York
North York, Pennsylvania, United States · 39.98°N 76.73°W
Placidus houses

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Reading

Put together from what the tradition attributes to each body, sign and house — a portrait to enjoy, not a verdict. The positions beside it are the part that can be checked.

  1. Sun in Taurus · house 11

    The drive to be someone in particular, pursued slowly, and with a strong preference for what can be held.

    Among friends, allies, and collective hopes.

  2. Moon in Pisces · house 9

    The need for safety, and the habits that supply it, pursued permeably, absorbing more than is strictly useful.

    In long journeys, foreign places, law and belief.

  3. Mercury in Taurus · house 11

    The way a mind takes things in and hands them on, pursued at its own pace, and not at anyone else's.

    In the wider circle — networks, causes, company kept.

  4. Venus in Gemini · house 11

    What is found agreeable, and how it is drawn near, pursued by talking it through, and by keeping several options open.

    Among friends, allies, and collective hopes.

  5. Mars in Aries · house 10

    The capacity to want something and go at it, pursued head-on and at speed, with very little rehearsal.

    In vocation and public standing — the thing you are known for.

  6. Jupiter in Scorpio · house 5

    The appetite for more room than is currently available, pursued quietly, thoroughly, and without showing the working.

    In play, romance, children, and anything made for its own sake.

    Retrograde — read as the same principle turned inward.

  7. Saturn in Pisces · house 9

    The encounter with limit, and what is built against it, pursued by dissolving the edges of the problem.

    In the far world — travel, doctrine, the bigger frame.

  8. Uranus in Capricorn · house 7

    The impulse to break a pattern that still works, pursued patiently, on the assumption that the return will be slow.

    In partnership — marriage, close alliance, and open opposition.

    Retrograde — read as the same principle turned inward.

  9. Neptune in Capricorn · house 7

    The pull toward what has no edges, pursued by building something that will outlast the effort.

    Across the table, wherever there is another party.

    Retrograde — read as the same principle turned inward.

  10. Pluto in Scorpio · house 5

    What will not be negotiated with, only survived, pursued by going all the way in, or not at all.

    In pleasure and in what is created for its own sake.

    Retrograde — read as the same principle turned inward.

  11. True Node in Scorpio · house 5

    The direction a life is pulled toward rather than born into, pursued privately, and with more force than is displayed.

    In the things done because they are wanted.

    Retrograde — read as the same principle turned inward.

  12. Chiron in Virgo · house 3

    The injury that becomes a competence, pursued carefully, by improving the parts that are not yet right.

    In speech, siblings, short journeys and everyday learning.

  13. Lilith in Taurus · house 10

    What was refused, and refuses in turn, pursued slowly, and with a strong preference for what can be held.

    In vocation and public standing — the thing you are known for.

The tightest aspects

  1. Chiron Lilith · trine, orb 0.12°

    The injury that becomes a competence and what was refused, and refuses in turn run together easily.

    Easily enough that it is often not noticed, and so not used.

  2. Mercury AC Ascendant · sextile, orb 0.18°

    The way a mind takes things in and hands them on and the face a life presents before it says anything assist each other when asked.

    Available rather than automatic — it takes a deliberate move.

  3. Venus Saturn · square, orb 0.33°

    What is found agreeable, and how it is drawn near and the encounter with limit, and what is built against it obstruct each other.

    The friction is productive only when it is worked at rather than escaped.

  4. Neptune True Node · sextile, orb 0.54°

    The pull toward what has no edges and the direction a life is pulled toward rather than born into assist each other when asked.

    Available rather than automatic — it takes a deliberate move.

  5. Uranus Pluto · sextile, orb 0.72°

    The impulse to break a pattern that still works and what will not be negotiated with, only survived assist each other when asked.

    Available rather than automatic — it takes a deliberate move.

  6. Jupiter Saturn · trine, orb 1.21°

    The appetite for more room than is currently available and the encounter with limit, and what is built against it run together easily.

    Easily enough that it is often not noticed, and so not used.

How these readings are put together →

The year ahead · 80 exact contacts

Every moment a slower body makes an exact aspect to this chart, solved to the minute in UT. Mars outward only — the Sun alone would perfect seventy-five of these a year and the Moon nine hundred, which is noise rather than a forecast. A contact marked 2 of 3 perfects more than once because the transiting body stations while inside orb. On orbs and exactness →

August 2026

  • 2123:36 Mars Moon
  • 2512:18 Mars Jupiter
  • 2709:22 Mars Saturn

September 2026

  • 0118:39 Mars Sun
  • 0121:21 Jupiter Sun
  • 0401:08 Mars Mars
  • 0819:36 Jupiter Mars
  • 0909:06 Mars AC Ascendant
  • 0915:53 Mars Mercury
  • 1623:19 Mars Neptune
  • 1720:30 Mars True Node
  • 2122:54 Mars Uranus
  • 2303:43 Mars Pluto
  • 2619:49 Jupiter Mercury1 of 3
  • 2814:16 Mars MC Midheaven

October 2026

  • 0305:27 Mars Lilith
  • 1407:08 Mars Jupiter
  • 1521:24 Mars Venus
  • 1918:18 Saturn Venus1 of 2
  • 2220:25 Mars Sun
  • 2513:42 Mars Mars
  • 2808:18 Jupiter True Node1 of 3
  • 2922:52 True Node Pluto

November 2026

  • 0110:02 Mars Mercury
  • 1119:34 Mars True Node1 of 3
  • 1822:10 Mars Pluto1 of 3
  • 2904:36 True Node True Node

December 2026

  • 0312:56 Mars Chiron1 of 3
  • 0321:20 Mars Lilith1 of 3
  • 1600:02 Uranus Chiron1 of 2
  • 1619:11 Mars Moon1 of 3
  • 2501:05 Chiron Uranus1 of 2
  • 2712:16 Mars Jupiter1 of 3

January 2027

  • 0313:45 Mars Venus1 of 3
  • 1708:39 Mars Venus2 of 3
  • 1821:14 Chiron Uranus2 of 2
  • 2323:33 Mars Jupiter2 of 3
  • 2722:29 Jupiter True Node2 of 3
  • 3006:38 Saturn Venus2 of 2

February 2027

  • 0213:40 Mars Moon2 of 3
  • 1401:05 Mars Lilith2 of 3
  • 1408:47 Mars Chiron2 of 3

March 2027

  • 0105:50 Mars Pluto2 of 3
  • 0909:11 Jupiter Mercury2 of 3
  • 1102:56 Mars True Node2 of 3
  • 1922:53 Saturn Mars

April 2027

  • 0209:47 Uranus Chiron2 of 2
  • 0718:54 True Node Mercury
  • 1513:32 Saturn AC Ascendant
  • 2417:01 Mars True Node3 of 3

May 2027

  • 0602:41 Mars Pluto3 of 3
  • 1518:44 True Node Mars
  • 1807:34 Jupiter Mercury3 of 3
  • 2123:05 Mars Chiron3 of 3
  • 2206:23 Mars Lilith3 of 3
  • 2501:25 Saturn Neptune
  • 2915:04 True Node Sun
  • 3113:57 Mars Moon3 of 3

June 2027

  • 0301:58 Chiron Chiron
  • 0513:45 Mars Jupiter3 of 3
  • 0514:10 Chiron Lilith
  • 0710:42 Mars Venus3 of 3
  • 0803:16 Mars Saturn
  • 1504:37 Mars Sun
  • 1703:35 Uranus Moon
  • 2318:33 Jupiter True Node3 of 3
  • 2412:54 Mars AC Ascendant
  • 2420:57 Mars Mercury
  • 2719:23 Saturn Uranus

July 2027

  • 0306:49 Mars Neptune
  • 0406:23 Mars True Node
  • 0817:54 Mars Uranus
  • 1000:47 Mars Pluto
  • 1108:55 Jupiter Pluto
  • 1517:27 Mars MC Midheaven

August 2027

  • 0111:35 Mars Venus
  • 0821:15 Jupiter Chiron
  • 0911:16 Jupiter Lilith
  • 0923:39 Mars Mars
  • 1508:24 Mars AC Ascendant
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